LOS ANGELES, CA – Actor and musician Jared Leto was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Sunday after sustaining minor injuries to his mouth and face. Leto, was hospitalized following an incident with an electric tooth brush he was using. A spokesperson for the celebrity told reporters, “Mr. Leto was brushing his teeth in...
KANSAS CITY, MO – In an unusual announcement on Monday the National Football League’s Kansas City Chiefs claimed that they could hear their mothers calling them to come home for dinner which would mean that they would be unable to play out the remainder of the football season. Since the Chiefs would be unable...
SAN DIEGO, CA – At a unique medical panel on Friday doctors excitedly took turns listening to Mark Corcoran’s obese stomach in between giggles and high fives. The reason for their excitement was that they could audibly hear the San Diego man getting fatter. “If we can isolate the biomechanical cause of this guy’s...
NEW YORK, NY – Filming on the set of the popular children’s series Sesame Street was halted on Monday following a physical altercation between popular characters Burt and Ernie. Mounting frustrations finally boiled over for Sesame Street’s infamous odd couple during the performance of one of their most famous standards. “One moment Ernie’s doing...
IBIZA, SPAIN – Standing in front of an unusually diverse crowd on Thursday, Dr. Theodore Salvador announced to the world that a team of European scientists linked the recent rise in global temperatures to the increasing prevalence of electronic music. Identified by pre-tracked drum beats and looped vocals, electronic music has grown to become...
