Little League baseball coach faces legal action for misunderstanding of the word hustle

October 13, 2011
By Marco Flavas

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OAKLAND, CA – A local Little League baseball coach may face charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor for his use of the word hustle.

When Glen Albright told his players to ‘hustle’ during a pre-game warm-up he probably had little idea that one of his players would take is instructions so literally.

Immediately following the game, eight year old Ricky Washington scored several vials of crack which he proceeded to sell in his neighborhood for a considerable mark up in price. The child shared his actions with the coach the next day during the team’s afternoon practice.

Albright, who claims to have been shocked by child’s actions, failed to notify local authorities about the drug deal. The coach was also once again overheard telling his players to hustle on several occasions as the afternoon’s practice progressed.
Following the practice, Jackson once again bought and sold a large quantity of drugs. In addition, the child also met with, and physically assaulted multiple prostitutes he is alleged to have business agreements with. Once again Jackson shared his actions with Albright the next day.

The pattern continued for several weeks until the F.B.I arrested Washington for his connection to a money laundering ring. Following his apprehension, the child told federal investigators that he had to get his and that he was just hustling like his coach had told him to.

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